Help me, help me please!!!

Okay, I give in I need an illustrator and a web genius.  I still have not gotten the hang of posting pictures and I need a better background.  In school I was taught about plaigerism and although I can’t get expelled from a blog I can still get in legal trouble and I can’t afford that.  I wish that I could hold a contest, but I am on a budget, if there is anyone willing to help me get this site where it needs to be with a shaky promise of compensation please contact me immediately.  I am of course African American, I am a female, and I want to discuss so many broad topics it is ridiculous.  I am working on getting an avatar or a picture, actually a caricature of my image with an afro, although I actually have creamy crack in my hair right now.  Please leave a comment if you can help or if you can actually find my email address, that’s just how lost I am, oh forget it.  Georgiapeche@yahoo.com.